Overheard on "Good Eats"
"I have a motto: 'in channel-locks we trust...' Just place the joint [of the pliers] right behind the knuckle and squeeze until you hear a sickening crunch. *kersnap* That was a sickening crunch."
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. --H.L. Mencken