Things that fill me with almost-incoherent rage
This really pisses me off:
Here's the quote:
We have been guided by a Republican administration who believes in the simplistic notion that people who have wealth are entitled to keep it and they have an antipathy towards the means of redistributing wealth and they may be able to sustain it for a while but it doesn’t work in the long run.The "simplistic" notion that people are entitled to keep the products of their labor or exchange that labor for something else of value which they can then keep is what separates a free man from a slave. End of story.
— Jim Moran (D-VA)
I have a hard time being humorous about this, but here's SB7's lighthearted take:
Fun fact about Jim Moran: He believes in the simplistic notion that people who have pants are entitled to keep them and harbors an antipathy towards redistribution of trousers. When we are done battering Mr Moran about the noggin with enlightening tomes, please feel free to abscond with his britches. Perhaps this will teach him that keeping your own slacks obviously can not work in the long run.