Sunday, December 09, 2007

Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day?

BRILLIANT! Suggestions for "Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day," which was apparently Dec. 8th:
  • Walk up to random people and say "WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" and when they tell you, get quiet and then say "Then there's still time!" and run off.
  • Discover and become obsessed with one trivial aspect of technology, like automatic grocery doors. Stay there for hours playing with it.
  • Be generally terrified of people who are dressed immodestly compared to your era. Tattoos and shorts on women are especially scary.
  • Greet people by referring to things that don't yet exist or haven't existed for a long time. Example: "Have you penetrated the atmosphere lately?" "What spectrum will today's broadcast be in?" and "Your king must be a kindly soul!"
And the 100% awesome cliche one:
  • Stand in front of a statue (any statue, really), fall to your knees, and yell "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
As I said, brilliant.


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